Sheldon, Pastor Jeff wants to know if you’re coming to the youth group’s “God’s Creation Science Fair.”

Connie (Mee-Maw) is on her couch, watching a bootleg Melrose Place tape. The WEB-DL transfer makes her turquoise sweatsuit look immaculate.

Missy stands by her locker. Her hair is big. Her attitude is bigger.

MARY enters, holding the cordless phone. She looks like she’s aged five years in one season. young sheldon s05 720p web-dl

GEORGIE (17, wearing a “Medford Meat” apron with visible grease stains) bursts in.

(Without turning) Billy, I’ve seen you eat glue paste. Not the fun kind. The industrial kind.