The online commentary track (voiced by a very stoned Dave Grohl) reveals the true origin: the Pick wasn’t forged in Mount Sinai. It was forged in the first online auction . A demonic eBay listing. Item #666: “One (1) Sabertooth Snapped Guitar Pick. +10 to Rock. Slight hellfire damage.” The winning bidder? A young, pre-mustache Jack Black, typing his mother’s credit card number with trembling, chubby fingers.
And if you were lucky—or cursed—enough to find the hidden cursor (a tiny, pixelated devil horn), you could click on a link that didn’t lead to a trailer or a ticket sale. It led to a video file labeled: sasquatch_proof.mov . tenacious d in the pick of destiny online
Rock on. And clear your cache.