I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked my spam quarantine, as one does at 2 AM when insomnia hits). And there they were. Digital coupons for “Squirt.”
Here is where the internet breaks your brain into two distinct hemispheres: squirt coupons
“Oh, nice! Squirt is that citrus soda. The grapefruit one. That stuff is great with a shot of vodka or just on a hot day. I wonder if it’s for the 12-pack or the 2-liter bottles?” I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked
If they hand me a soda, I win. If they call security, I also win. I opened the folder (yes