Oh, Squidward, you kidder. You’re like a big, grumpy, clarinet-shaped alarm clock!
The journal of the great wizard, Lord Poltergeist. In it lies the key to the ultimate power in the universe. And do you know where that power is hidden? sponge out of water transcript
(to Gary) Good morning, Gary! It’s a beautiful day for making Krabby Patties! Oh, Squidward, you kidder
You’re probably wondering, “Who is this magnificent creature of a man?” I am Burger-Beard. The most feared pirate to ever sail a dry, sandy beach. And this — (gestures to ship) — this is my vessel, the S.S. Dijon . But my ship alone didn’t make me the terror of this Chili’s parking lot. No. It was this. In it lies the key to the ultimate power in the universe
(He holds up a small, tattered book.)
Meow.
(to camera) Ahoy, slack-jaws! You there, yes, you — the one with the face. Come closer. Closer. No, not that close — I can count your nose hairs. There. Stop.