This means you should not stress about the decision. Want to start as a Fighter to learn the ropes, then switch to a Jew for a tough boss fight? Go for it. Want to play as a Thief for stealth sections and a Mage for crowd control? You can.

Before the New Kid can save the fractured kingdom of Kupa Keep and unravel the mystery of the Stick of Truth, they must first decide who they are on the playground battlefield. South Park: The Stick of Truth brilliantly parodies classic RPG tropes by filtering them through the chaotic, foul-mouthed lens of a four-grader’s imagination. Your choice of class isn’t just about stats—it defines your combat style, your special moves, and how you humiliate your enemies.

Go with Fighter or Jew . The Fighter keeps you alive while you learn the blocking/attack timing mechanics. The Jew keeps your party alive when the difficulty spikes. Avoid the Mage if you hate being squishy.