Sjog Mytime -

It Broke My Clock, Then Fixed My Soul Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4.5/5)

I downloaded on a whim at 2:47 AM, fueled by insomnia and a suspicious algorithm. The icon is just a blurry hourglass. No description. No reviews. Red flag? Absolutely. Did I proceed? Obviously. sjog mytime

I did. I have no idea what that means, but I spent three hours staring at a wall, not feeling guilty. My resting heart rate dropped 12 points. I remembered my own birthday. It Broke My Clock, Then Fixed My Soul