Verified: My Toilet Is Clogged With Toilet Paper

I sigh. And I realize: this isn’t a plumbing problem. It’s a confession. My toilet isn’t broken. It’s judging me.

The plunger makes a sound like a reluctant kiss. The water stirs. The paper does not move. my toilet is clogged with toilet paper

The water rose. Not with the confident swirl of a job well done, but with the slow, ominous deliberation of a creature waking from a long nap. It hesitated at the rim. It stared at me. Then, ever so politely, it stopped. I sigh