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(wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else): "I’m Spider-Man. I poop in the yard."

(dressed as a flawless, terrifying 1950s housewife, complete with a rolling pin that doubles as a taser): "Phil, the flaming pumpkin just set the ‘Beware’ sign on fire. And Haley is downstairs making out with a guy dressed as a human-sized vape pen." modern family halloween

(grinning) "That’s when the Christmas lights go up!" (wearing a store-bought Spider-Man mask and nothing else):

(emerging from the shadows in a velvet cape and a beret, holding a glass of apple cider): "I am not a werewolf or a zombie. I am a tortured poet who died of ennui in 1847 . If you listen closely, you can hear the ghost of my unrequited love for a girl in my AP History class." I am a tortured poet who died of ennui in 1847