Your Stepmom Is A Size Queen - Mama Fiona –

“Sit,” she said.

She never touched me. Not once. She just… supervised . From an armchair. With a clipboard.

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I nearly passed out.

She patted the tile floor in front of her. “Sit,” she said

The master bath had candles. Not romantic candles. Utility candles. The kind that burn for 72 hours. She was sitting on the edge of the marble tub. No makeup. Hair in a messy bun. Wearing one of my dad’s old flannel shirts. She looked… dangerous.

Below that, a sticky note in her handwriting: “Don't settle for less than 7.5x6. Pack a lunch. You'll be there a while.” She just… supervised

Then he brought home Fiona.