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The only way to beat a ludicrous proxy is to refuse to be the audience. But who among us can look away? The badger is still on the podium. The clown is still in the war room. And the banana peel, gleaming under the fluorescent lights of history, is waiting for the next foot to fall.

A standard proxy is invisible. A plausible proxy is deniable. A ludicrous proxy, by contrast, is hyper-visible and indefensible . It is the equivalent of a bank robber wearing a nametag that reads "Definitely Not The Bank Robber." It is the official government statement that blames a cyberattack on "a rival nation’s 12-year-old intern." It is the legislative bill that, buried in a clause about agricultural subsidies, legalizes the sale of human organs. ludicrous proxy

A militia group stages a mock execution of a politician using a mannequin and posts it online. When asked, they claim it was "performance art." The media debates whether it was a threat or satire. In that gray zone, the militia wins. They have communicated their intent without consequence. The only way to beat a ludicrous proxy

One response is —refusing to play the game of interpretation. When the spokesperson presents the badger, the media does not ask "What does it mean?" It asks "Who purchased the badger? What laws were broken in transporting it? Arrest her." But this requires a discipline that modern media, starved for clicks, cannot sustain. The clown is still in the war room