Kovaaks Online

⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4.5/5)

You will spend 20 minutes shooting red dots while listening to lofi beats. You will develop strong opinions about “Close Long Strafes Invincible.” You will catch yourself judging your 2D movement prediction skills like an esports prophet. Non-gamers who see you playing will assume you’re doing visual therapy after a concussion.

Best paired with: a playlist of synthwave, a glass of water, and the quiet acceptance that you’ll never beat the top score on “Tile Frenzy.”