France | Nudist Pageant

Reviewing interviews with past winners (e.g., 2019’s Miss Naturiste France, Éloïse, a student from Bordeaux), a recurring theme is vulnerability as strength . “When everyone is naked, you stop comparing bikinis and start seeing personalities,” one contestant noted. The pageant requires a philosophical essay or interview on environmentalism or body positivity—subjects that tie back to naturist values. This intellectual component elevates it above a mere spectacle.

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However, no amount of noble framing can erase the fact that this is still a judged competition based partly on physical presentation. While organizers claim the criteria are “poise, natural beauty, and respect for naturist principles,” the winners tend to be young (18–30), conventionally fit, and able-bodied. In the 2023 edition, despite rhetoric of inclusivity, no visibly plus-sized or disabled contestant reached the final round. The “natural” ideal—no makeup, no shaving required—is often observed in the breach: many contestants wear light makeup and carefully styled hair, suggesting that “natural” is a performance in itself. Reviewing interviews with past winners (e