El Amigos: Dark Souls 3

I get him to half health. He transforms. Suddenly he is a black snake monster. I scream. My microphone breaks. You cannot hear me, but trust me: I screamed.

They are edgy. They have capes. They have fire swords. They fight each other. It is a cutscene. I am hyped.

But on the second try… I hit the last bubble. The tree explodes. I get a . I have no idea what that is. But it sounds important. I put it in my pocket next to my broken dreams. The Abyss Watchers: The Coolest Fight I Almost Won These guys. Oh man. These guys. dark souls 3 el amigos

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Would I play it again? No. Absolutely not. …Maybe. Next week. Thank you for watching, my friends. Remember: Don’t give up. Don’t go hollow. And always, always stay under the butt. I get him to half health

I walk into the fog gate. He charges.

But then… a miracle. I find a . I sit down. The fire is warm. The music is sad. I cry a little bit. Just a man and his bonfire. No girlfriend. No money. Just fire. I scream

I roll into him. I stab. I roll again. I stab. He does his big grab. I dodge. I stab one more time.