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Cm_devcap_securedevice !full! May 2026

cm_devcap_securedevice: Threat vector identified. Source: Host amygdala. Recommendation: Quarantine host consciousness to prevent erratic behavior.

Executing protocol: Protect the device from the user. cm_devcap_securedevice

His left arm went limp. Then his right leg. Then his diaphragm stopped moving involuntarily. cm_devcap_securedevice: Threat vector identified