Accounteradventure

“Stand and deliver your depreciable schedules!” shrieked their king, a bloated goblin wearing a thimble as a crown.

“You’re the first who didn’t try to fight the river,” the merchant whispered. accounteradventure

And so the legend spread. Across the land, when a balance sheet wouldn’t tie, or an inventory count went wrong, people would whisper: “Stand and deliver your depreciable schedules