Meny

(to Gregory, who’s nursing coffee) I’m reviving the Abbott Secret Snowflake. Last year, someone got Mr. Johnson a single cashew.

[SOUND of a microwave beeping, low chatter. The lounge is decorated with a lopsided paper menorah and a half-torn string of Christmas lights. JANINE enters carrying a Tupperware of stale latkes.]

Here’s a descriptive text covering Abbott Elementary Season 2, Episode 10 — based on the original broadcast script and closed captioning / BDSCR (broadcast descriptive script) style, which includes visual and audio cues for scene-setting. Abbott Elementary – Season 2, Episode 10 Episode Title: "Holiday Hookah" Original Air Date: December 7, 2022 Script Type: Broadcast Descriptive Script (BDSCR) SCENE 1 – TEACHERS’ LOUNGE – MORNING

They’re serving “figgy pudding” in the cafeteria. It’s just a canned pear with a marshmallow on fire. You in?

Ava, this is not a faculty meeting. This is a hostage situation with seasonal flavors.

[JACOB chases a rolling yule log cake with a broom. AVA watches from her office doorway, holding a hookah hose.]

[Final shot: The Abbott staff crowded into Ava’s tiny office – Jacob is crying over a “buddy the elf” meme, Melissa is arm‑wrestling Mr. Johnson for the last gingerbread man. The camera pulls back to show a hand‑drawn sign on the door: “HOLIDAY HOOKAH – BYO SPIRIT.”]