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Cut to: Janine filming a shaky vertical video on her phone. Behind her, Ava has staged a fake “leaky ceiling” with a garden hose and a mop bucket. Jacob (Chris Perfetti) stands in the background, holding a cue card that reads: “CRY ON CUE.”

“That’s a bribe. That’s unethical.” abbott elementary s01e03 bd9

“This machine has a personal vendetta against me. It ate three Ticonderogas. Whole. I saw splinters.” Cut to: Janine filming a shaky vertical video on her phone

“That’s weird.”